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  • Adge Has The Glums

    May 30th 2010

    By: Blazing

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    The Grot is quiet for a while. Adge and the boys are getting over their day out. The lively banter of a normal Sunday is much more subdued today. The silver lining for me is that never again will I have to hear the old line about “We’ve never lost at Wembley, Blazing.”

    “So did you drown your sorrows last night, Adge?” I am trying to coax more than the odd grunt out of him.

    “Not really, Blazing. Had a few pints, obviously, then went home and played all me sad songs before hitting the hay.”

    I really don’t want to know what constitutes a sad song for Adge. His taste in music is not one I share, and I like most things, believe me. Alphabetically sorted on iTunes, my collection stretches from Aaron Copland to ZZ Top. Sort by genre and it goes from acid punk to world music. I have an eclectic musical taste.

    I turn the conversation to his chosen medium for listening to music. Like most of us nowadays the computer is delivering the bulk of his tracks, although I raise an eyebrow when he says he is mainly playing cd’s through his.

    “Ever heard of Spotify, Adge?”

    “Like zits, you mean?” Oh dear. I look at my now empty glass.

    “Yeah. Zits, Adge. Your round.”

    I’ll save the education until I have a full pint and a lot more patience.

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    football, pub, sad

  • Salad Days

    May 23rd 2010

    By: Blazing

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    The unexpected and sudden arrival of tropical conditions see me scurrying for information about fresh food. I check the website of the local pick your own farm, only to see they don’t open for the summer until next weekend. Bugger!

    It is going to be too damned hot to cook for a few days. I am salivating for freshly picked salad vegetables. I scour Google for alternative farm shops, and see there is a Farmers Market at the local outlet village on Sundays. Sorted.

    But it turns out I am not. Stupid unpredictable growing seasons. Where I expect to find lots of tomatoes, spring onions, radishes, some watercress, to go with my foreign lettuce (well I know they won’t be ready!) I find only the toms. A few skinny carrots are about too.

    However there is wine, grown on the occasionally sunny slopes of the West Country. At double the price of a good Chilean cabernet I am persuaded to try something “full-bodied and great with meat”. Some unusual local cheese infused with various fruits is another snip at the same price as an entire ball of cheddar. Some strange looking bread, “great for toast”, sets me back over three quid for a very odd shaped loaf.

    I avoid the nice-looking lady with the chilli chutney, the temptress with the multiple filled doughnuts, and the shifty looking beggar with a variety of odd looking jams and conserves. Somehow I also manage to bypass the freshly cooked sausages although I am drooling rather more than your average Boxer dog when presented with a particularly tasty treat.

    Roll on next weekend.

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    food, weather, West Country

  • The Diet Goes On

    May 19th 2010

    By: Blazing

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    Mrs Blazing is on the sofa with two hairy bikers when I get in from work. We sit, salivating at the Welsh lamb cooked three ways that beats the local chef’s best efforts with some fabulous looking duck.

    At six it is over. Half an hour break before the Great British Menu comes on, and three chefs from Northern Ireland promise to do wonderful things with lamb, beef, and champ.

    That’s not much of a gap.

    “Salad?”

    “Fine.”

    This wall to wall cookery on television is a waste of bloody time isn’t it?

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    BBC, chef, food

  • Love On The Rocks

    May 10th 2010

    By: Blazing

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    It’s funny the way some things trigger memories of friends long since out of your life. I was chatting with Piggy at the weekend when he mentioned Dan, one of the first people I met when moving here twenty years ago.

    Dan was one of these eternal hippy types, who wandered from continent to continent, seeing the world and broadening his horizons. It therefore came as no surprise that he should decide to head off to Nepal to find some sort of enlightenment.

    On the slopes of Everest, however, he found more than just spiritual uplifting with a sherpa’s daughter and news reached us of a hurried marriage under suspicious circumstances.

    We thought that was the last we would see of him, but a year later he strolled into the Grot as though nothing had happened. He seemed a tad unwilling to expand on his experiences at first, but the tongue-loosening effects of several pints of 2′s soon had him recounting the whole sorry tale.

    Apparently all had gone well at first, the romance (and lust!) of the situation more than made up for the fact that these two people from different cultures could not even converse in a common language in the rarified atmosphere.

    It all started to go a bit pear-shaped when his new in-laws suspected him of helping himself to more of the family food rations than that to which he was entitled. Under local customs he was charged with theft, not that he knew until a multi-lingual passing climber, in search of his father-in-law’s services, passed on the reason for him being banished to an outhouse.

    The arrival of the climber came at an opportune moment and allowed for a resolution of the situation. At a specially convened ‘court hearing’ the elders of the village found Dan guilty of theft, and agreed with his father-in-law that further punishment could be avoided if the marriage of his daughter to this ‘wanderer’ could be annulled.

    “I don’t understand”, my friend said to the climber as he was told of what had been decided on the slopes of the highest of all mountains.

    “You mean”

    “Yes, Stealy Dan. This is your High Asian divorce.”

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  • Alas Adge & Blazing

    May 7th 2010

    By: Blazing

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    “You’re looking baffled, Adge. What’s the problem my old mate?”

    “This election, Blazing. I don’t get it. Nobody seems to trust anybody any more.”

    “I was wrong. You seem to have summed it up pretty well there. The sitting government have had their collective arses booted out of the door, but there isn’t enough will to allow their main opposition to take over.”

    “So what happens now then?”

    “Well, effectively the government of the country now rests in the hands of the smaller parties that nobody wanted in the first place. Predominantly the Lib Dems. If they do a deal with the Tories then a decent majority would keep them in their privileged seats for a term, if that is their wish. The Tory reserves, or new Labour as they mockingly call themselves, would need to bring in others as well, but that would probably be a less stable arrangement and lead to an early repeat of the election process.”

    “Isn’t it good that not one party has power though?”

    “In an ideal world, probably yes, Adge. Sadly the machinations of politics over here are entrenched in confrontation, and this seems to apply to society in general these days. History tells us that hung parliaments don’t last very long.”

    “Doesn’t sound like the sort of system that is envied elsewhere in the world, does it?”

    “Well it will work out eventually, but we may need another poll to resolve the issues that have arisen out of this one. Let’s not forget that lots of people were unable to register their vote.”

    “Blimey, yeah. What was that all about? Don’t they get us to oversee elections elsewhere to ensure fair process and all that? We can’t even organise them properly ourselves. How embarrassing was that?”

    “Disgraceful, actually Adge. Not until they get it right again can they scold people for not voting. That should be an absolute right, and with all of the technology that is available in the twenty-first century there is no excuse for that absolute shambles.”

    “Right. That’s a bit clearer. Pint of 2′s, is it?”

    “Oh yes, Adge. I’ll definitely vote for that. You going to Millwall on Saturday?”

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    election, pub, stalemate

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