So I had this chat with a customer at work today. Turned on the charm I did. Listened to their opinions on how we have served them in recent years. Not all good, not all bad, as it turned out.

Sensibly I didn’t give an opinion on what I thought of them after the event.

I would never put myself in a position where I would want to say anything like that about a customer I’d met.

What sort of obnoxious twat would do that?

What sort of man would put an innocent woman in the public eye and under such public pressure.

Truly only an incompetent buffoon.